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The Worst Starship Prototype. Like Ever.
So I’ve been thinking long and hard about Ship 26. And it sucks. A lot. It’s dumb. Stupid, even. Foolish, if you will. Some may even say its the work of buffoons! Ship 26 was first spotted via its common dome section on February 23rd, 2022. As the year progressed, more sections were spotted and…
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ARCAspace Offers to PURCHASE the U.S. Pentagon, DoD Outraged
The outcome of this deal could determine the future of space for the United States ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA – The Department of Defense (DoD) has received an offer from the Romanian rocketry company, ARCAspace, to purchase the Arlington Pentagon office, said a DoD spokesperson during the press conference held last week in Washington. President and CEO…
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TWIST: United Launch Alliance CEO Tory Bruno Defects to SpaceX, Citing the “cool landy leg thingies” as the Primary Incentive
The resulting implications would be disastrous for ULA COLORADO, USA – An anonyms source claims that Tory Bruno has stepped down as CEO of United Launch Alliance, leaving the successful rocketry company without an overseer. The same source also claims that Bruno had displayed certain opinions pertaining to the S.M.A.R.T. re-use program that have developed…
