The outcome of this deal could determine the future of space for the United States
ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA – The Department of Defense (DoD) has received an offer from the Romanian rocketry company, ARCAspace, to purchase the Arlington Pentagon office, said a DoD spokesperson during the press conference held last week in Washington. President and CEO of ARCA, Dumitru Popescu, refused to comment on his most recent business proposition, however he did ask us to subscribe to his Patreon, which we naturally did. The DoD accused the Romanian CEO of “plotting war” and “threatening the very foundation of democracy”, believing that the infamous rocket company plans to utilize the resources of the DoD to wage it’s own private war on the government of Romania, following their recent decision to deny ARCAspace of a launch license for their latest LAAS rocket.

It is yet to be seen whether this deal could spell disaster for Romania, or even if the DoD will go through with it. One thing is for certain however, this could spell the beginning of ARCAspace’ domination, not only of the space industry, but of Earth itself. There is no doubt that a corporation with the might of the entire U.S. military can cause serious repercussions throughout the world.






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