The resulting implications would be disastrous for ULA
COLORADO, USA – An anonyms source claims that Tory Bruno has stepped down as CEO of United Launch Alliance, leaving the successful rocketry company without an overseer. The same source also claims that Bruno had displayed certain opinions pertaining to the S.M.A.R.T. re-use program that have developed over the last few months. “A stupid dumb dumb waste of money!”, “Get that cheap excuse of a re-use program outta here!”, and “Man that image of Elon Musk at the pool really gets me going” are some of the comments reportedly said by Tory Bruno shortly before his alleged departure from the company.
This information comes just as secondary reports state that he has begun a new career at Space Exploration Technologies Corp. (SpaceX) as a janitorial staff member. For reasons unknown to the general public, Tory Bruno has defected to SpaceX. This sudden move will have resonating implications for the space and launch industry as a whole, as launch giant ULA may cease to exist, and SpaceX rising to the top to claim the crown of the once powerful corporation, ULA.
More information on this topic will be shared as more information is known.
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